Real scientists published a paper called 'The Effects of Peanut Butter on the Rotation of the Earth.' Want to know the result?

While one or two people work on things like perfecting male birth control or creating date rape combatting tools, it took hundreds of people to author a study on just how peanut butter affects Earth’s rotation. Even sillier than this notion? The list of co-authors is longer than the result of the study. 

There are literally hundreds of authors on the study all working together to come up with a result. And what is that result? “So far as we can determine, peanut butter has no effect on the rotation of the earth.” That’s the entire result of the study that took more than 250 people to come up with and research. Perhaps George Washington Carver would be proud. Who said scientists don't have a sense of humor?

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