Have you ever seen the "Leave Britney Alone" and wish that someone made that same video about you? Sadly, most of us aren't famous enough to be harassed and chased around by people who want to take pictures of our genitals. This is where "Celeb4ADay" steps in. For a fee, they will hire photographers to chase you around while taking pictures. However, don't expect them to have the same passion and dedication as they do for *real* celebrities... like Paris Hilton (yeah, her). According to their FAQ, they will NOT provide their services in the case of rain.