If you send $600 and a picture of your ass to Sylvester Stallone’s mom, she will predict your future!

Jacqueling Stallone has done a variety of things in her life from dancing to women’s wrestling, but her most recent endeavor has been that of an astrologer. More specifically, a rumpologer. What is rumpology?

Mrs. Stallone claims she is the most accurate psychic/astrologer in the world and was the only person to predict George W. Bush’s presidential victory. She is so “skilled” that she has expanded her talents from just astrology to palm reading, predicting the future by “speaking” to dogs, and most recently by examining rear ends.

Stallone claims she can read butts just like some people read palms and anyone willing to pay $600 and send their picture to her can see how talented she actually is!

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