We’ve cracked the secret to alchemy…in poop! Well, not really. For $275 you can buy a starter kit with three capsules containing gold crumbs. Yes, edible gold was crumbled up and placed in pill capsules. The kit was created by Tobias Wong and Just Another Rich Kid for the New Museum, who sells them.
The New Museum’s website describes the expensive pills as “Pure gold passes through the body and ends up in your stool resulting in sparkly s***.” Museum members get the gold pills at a 10% discount. The collection of three pills cost $91.67 per pill. It’s actually quite the deal, because other places are selling the pills for $429.
Dave Chapelle’s MTAV Cribs parody showcased diamond dust in his food, because it made his “dookie twinkle.” Now, you can make yours twinkle yellow with really expensive gold pills with absolutely no purpose. Seriously, who would want to dig the gold out of their stool.